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jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

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shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

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ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

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chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

Men are dicks

autasha:

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MY FAVORITE THING FROM ANY COMIC

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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nitratediva:

From To Have and Have Not (1944).
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thefoodofloveismusic:

For a little while
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lovesweethiddles:


New picture of Chris Pratt on the set of Guardians of the Galaxy.

eve1978 i think you said that you have a thing for him, don’t you? When not i’m sorry
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naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

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officialwhitegirls:

at what age do i have to stop being a sarcastic asshole

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jennytwopointoh:

I want to go riding with him. And I would most likely keep telling him to push his heels down.

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